These quotes have been contributed and attributed by members of the Famous Quotes and Famous
Sayings Network. Some are famous, love, funny or even just plain silly quotes.
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying
the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
--Richard Jeni
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
I'm cute in gym shorts! I'm slim and trim, and you'd be impressed - I've good calves.
--Larry
King
Wal-Mart, what's that? Do they, like make walls there?
--Paris Hilton
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like fish, and I know
that's really popular out there in Africa, but the whole thing just doesn't appeal to me
--Britney Spears
If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
--Erma Bombeck
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
--Unknown
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
--Nancy
Reagan, former First Lady
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But
then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Smile at each other; smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile
at each other- it doesn't matter who it is- and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.
--Mother
Teresa
Every life has a story.
--A&E Biography
When people search for "Life Quotes" they are often looking for quotes about life. Why do the major search
engines only give them hundreds of pages of commercial garbage about Life Insurance Quotes?
--Bill Austin
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
--Erma Bombeck
There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle The other is as though
everything is a miracle.
--Albert Einstein
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Unknown
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be
felt with the heart.
--Helen Keller
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
--David Weatherford
Love makes me see things that I never saw before.
--Jessica Simpson
