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Topic: School
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It seems like they all got together and planned to come and attack us. You know, sharks? We seem to have a big problem with those animales in Florida. I remember about 3 years ago when I was 12-13 on the summer we had like 10 sharsk attacks, all over the USA and few in Mexico.(Those lucky Canadians never get shark attacks) I remember as a kid beeing told that sharks don’t attack you unless threatened fisrt, that’s bull. I don’t care how much you love Croc Hunter or watch the Animal Planet chanel, sharks want to eat you. Sharks want to kill you and tear you into tiny tiny tiny little pieces and devour you the same way they have for millions of years in a supreme dictator style. It’s like their job. I remeber once seeing an interview of a guy that had just survived a shark’s attack the lady that was interviewing him in the News asked him is he threatened the shark first, since “sharks don’t attack unless you threatened them fisrt” Yeah, um OK, sure. If I was attacked by a shark and I survived and someone asked if I threatened the beast first, and why I will tell them “yes, I threatened the poor animal first. I do that in my psare time, I have what you call a shakr missile I go on the sea on my free time and shoot at those little devils, it really pisses them off.” Ofcourse nonegoes and attacks a shakr, unsess you are Croc Hunter (R.I.P) but moslt likely you are not.
Posted by Hemmy
at 1:58 PM EST