Come Undone

Shark Attack

Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:58:09 -0500

Daaa Dumm Daaa Dumm

Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum Dum Dum

It seems like they all got together and planned to come and attack us. You know, sharks? We seem to have a big problem with those animales in Florida. I remember about 3 years ago when I was 12-13 on the summer we had like 10 sharsk attacks, all over the USA and few in Mexico.(Those lucky Canadians never get shark attacks) I remember as a kid beeing told that sharks don’t attack you unless threatened fisrt, that’s bull. I don’t care how much you love Croc Hunter or watch the Animal Planet chanel, sharks want to eat you. Sharks want to kill you and tear you into tiny tiny tiny little pieces and devour you the same way they have for millions of years in a supreme dictator style. It’s like their job. I remeber once seeing an interview of a guy that had just survived a shark’s attack the lady that was interviewing him in the News asked him is he threatened the shark first, since “sharks don’t attack unless you threatened them fisrt” Yeah, um OK, sure. If I was attacked by a shark and I survived and someone asked if I threatened the beast first, and why I will tell them “yes, I threatened the poor animal first. I do that in my psare time, I have what you call a shakr missile I go on the sea on my free time and shoot at those little devils, it really pisses them off.” Ofcourse nonegoes and attacks a shakr, unsess you are Croc Hunter (R.I.P) but moslt likely you are not.

The Sound of Silence

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 18:30:22 -0500

I was thinking today, just thinking, me, myself and I. Mostly about noises, sounds, they way they make you feel. Strange. Mostly, like what kind of noises I like, sounds and much, much more. Like they are certain sounds, noises in this planet, world that make you react in one way or an other, Some good, and some bad. Some sounds are calming, pleasing to the ear, like the sound of a piano or maybe rain drops, the crunching of dry leaves in the floor or maybe, maybe even Enya, making those great, awesome whale-like noises she does when she sings, just great. But then they are just some sounds in this world that make be make to jump of a bridge, or even punch a baby, just the way it hits you, God forbids you are near a window, bridge or nursery when you hear this horrible, horrible noises. And what do I mean by this? Kevin Federline. Im not joking, but I swear I have an open mind, especially in music, I personally don’t like most music playing on MTV or Rap. Most of my friends really like new “rock” like Panic at the Disco, and, hey it’s great they like them, that’s great, after all it is a free world. And even I I dislike an artist enough I will would not rather talk about him or his work or just don’t listen to him, but this guy I swear I can’t describe it, it’s like hearing car alarm going on at 12 at night while you are trying to get some sleep, but worse, much worse. Is like the guy is under the impression that he has marginal talent and that someone, somewhere cares. If you can call what ever he records “music” it sound more like chickens being slaughtered by a dull chainsaw. The guy most have no problem dancing as if no one were watching or singing as if no one were listening, but only because they (we) are'nt. He's proof that God has a sense of humor. And no, I’m not beeing sarcastic.

I need some (Inspiration)

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:25:20 -0500

Ahhh I need inspiration, I need a new layout for my personal site and time, now I have 2 site, 1 blog and 3 fanlistings, but I cant argue I adore every single site I own and I don’t think of closing them anytime soon, many I sites I love and admire are closing down but I don’t really think anytime soon Ill do just that. Yesterday I fell seriously sick, I haven’t done much expect watch a couple of movies, which by the way were great, I saw “the Piano” awesome movies realty inspirational and dark and “Tommy” from the 70’s classic musical, which I simply adore, rich now im working on a new layout for my personal site http://kis-rule.net I hope it comes half as nice as im imagine it, hopefully it will. My computer is a little on the “slow” side, basically it not letting updated anything, its evil, evil I say. My dada says I have saturated my computer as much as I can with music and movies which is what I basically use it for. I personally don’t think I have much in my computer, only Photoshop, MSN, YIM, AIM, iTunes and some educational cds, Learn French level 1-5, Advance Algebra and 1000 Free Fonts, which I don’t use, but just can being myself to delete them to make space for more music and movies, I have over 10,000 song on iTunes and over 30 hrs of movies, TV episodes and music videos. It a long weekend, great I love long weekend, but that also mean long homework, nasty. My mom is complaining because I subscribe to 5 magazines for the next 2 years, (Seventeen, Cosmo girl, Allure, Vogue, Teen Vogue, and some other magazine I can’t remember I think Bazaar or Glamour) Can’t wait till next month, Christmas, my family isn’t that big on Thanks Giving’s, but I do love the turkey.

The 90's

Sun, 22 Oct 2006 18:11:29 -0500

A couple of weeks ago we had spirit week at our high school (were you dress up accordingly to each day's theme) and one of the days was “80’ days” and of course being the person I am I dressed up so well I looked like I just came out of John Hughes’s movie, totally radical. Then latter that day we started talking about how “weird” people from the 70’s and 80’s “used to be” and how “I wouldn’t never do that to my cloths and hair!” Then I commented how funny the 90’s were, since most of my friends were born between 88-92, basically bunch of 90’s child. And someone said that the 90’s were normal, that its really was no different from now. Ah,ha, well I guess you can say we haven’t change a lot of the way we talk and dress from the 90’s if you still dress like you cam out of “saved by The Bell” & “Beverley Hills 90210”, and you still say “Bangin'/Slammin, lets bounce, Gettin Jiggy, Man, I'm Slammin” which will be sad, but I must admit I still use some 90’s lingo, like “so”, “Straight Edge”, “Sweet”, “Tight” & Back In The Day , the '90s version of "When I was..." or "Remember when...?" But I do not have the Rachel haircut or the little plastic butterfly clips that girls, but I do still own my baby doll dresses and my Nirvana cds, lol. Its fun to remember the 90’s even most people can’t as well as I can, since for some reason I cant remember what I had for homework, or if I had homework, but I cant remember watching the movie “clues” and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and listened to U2, REM and Nirvana, very well. And who could ever forget the show Friends, that show was awesome!

School's Out

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:01:00 -0500

Yeah, I’m going to have a 3 day weekend, but that’s just is an other way of saying that I will be having 3 day worth or work for homework for most of my teachers, I don’t know, sometimes I think some adults in our school, maybe all schools, seriously work together to make some student life miserable, I mean after all it is always the same people that get in trouble, at least in my school. And trust me, I love teachers, I think they are very nice, underpaid people that don’t do much over the summer, and to be a teacher you have to have a big heart, and a mean a BIG one. I could never be a teacher, I cant barely stand my own 9-yearl-sister, I couldn’t handle a room full of kids. But some people I think should have never being teachers in the first place, like my 8th grade language teacher, she was so “sofa king we Todd did” repeat it really fast and you might get what I just typed, so back to the teacher, she didn’t like me, at all. She even said that I was going to collage, and I might be a expert, but you don’t tell your students they cant go to college, she was a biatch. II haven’t update in almost a week, that’s bad, I mean bad, not in the good way, I added about 3 new links in the “network” section, because now I have 3 new fanlistings! I am so happy.

I don't Like Mondays

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:21:53 -0500

Aaargh, as I’m typing this my throat burns & aches. I had to force myself to vomit, and im not the type of gal who enjoys making herself throw up, I hate it. I ate a piece of spoil bread & I had to drink 2 bottle of water in less than 2 minutes. I just detest the feeling you get from that, I cant believe some people actually do that for vanity, they must have little holes on their throat & feel like dragons all the time. Today I waked up really like, 6:45, my first class begging at 7:15, my house is about 10 minutes ways from school, it takes me about 5-8 minutes to go to my locker & to my first class, & the beyond compare, it seriously takes me about an hours to get ready & have breakfast, I swear to God I can get in the absolute worst mood if I don’t eat my Cheerios with my apple. And it doesn’t’ help being in a bad mood when you first to classes are French honors & algebra honors & your Algebra teacher looks like Capitan Crunch. So I asked my mom if I could be a little bit (45 minutes) late, since y first class is to long & already now the stuff, and to my surprise she did permitted me to be so. I seriously need to write my own book, my own list of excuses book that is, I would make the a best seller, probably only in a little country none one has ever heard of were it only takes about 500 books sold be a best sellers, 450 of the books bought my family & friends, of course ;) Now change of subject,

Random question/tough of the day: Would you change your skittle for a singing rabbit?

I think not, unless you teach the bunny how to rap, the you will make big bucks of that baby. Because face it, none one wants a bunny that can only sing “La Traviata”

Skittles Singing Bunny!!
Uploaded by Hemmy

if people made commercials this funny more often I can honestly say the world would be a happier place. Because who seriously would want to see Paris Hilton make stupid poses, while washing a car & eat a hamburger (which she probably vomited* after the video)

Procrastination if your friend

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:52:29 -0500

Face it, you love being procrastinations. This may sound a little odd, but I think procrastination is the universes way of telling you you are going too fast. For example, people keep inventing things to make you go faster & save time, and truly most people now a days don’t have time to waste time or enough time to get things done. What do I mean by those inventions? Those the world really need a toilet that can flush itself??? I find those things really annoying, Once I was at a restaurant in New York City, I was on the restroom I dropped purse and I didn’t even leave the seat and the toilet flushes it shelve, and scared the living shiza out of me worst of all the goddamn thing would not flush for an other 5 minutes. Then in the sink I tried to wash my hands but it would only give me so much water, I felt like a raccoon racing the thing & washing my hands, so I could wash my hands in time with soap and everything. After that I tried to dried my hands with a towel they had there, I understand this is all to be more clean, but its so annoying. Like have you ever notice when you buy batteries how tight they are packed??? They have staples and card board and are shield in a really thick plastic- almost government plastic thing, what’s the worse that can happen to a battery??? But when you buy a light bulb is hard a little thing cardboard box and its open in both ends, but hey you know they are light bulb they’ll be fine, I mean it is mde in China after all So lately I have being procrastinating, like in my homework, that I don’t get that much because my classes are already long in enough and in the weekend the teachers are mostly nice, but who give 3 page homework?? The hick I have for algebra teacher.

Rain Song

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:07:25 -0500

Today it was raining, it rained the whole day. Almost Bible-like raining Its nothing new, you get used to it by living in Florida, summer here sucks, so bad. I really miss summer in Europe, especially in France and Spain, its always so pretty there . We also started school here the 15th , I really like going back to high school seeing faces I haven’t seeing in a while, some even years. I like all my classes, expect my algebra teacher. He is the biggest redneck/trailer trash/hick I know, I probably I will ever meet. I don't usually call people names, mea* name but this guy is somethin, something annoying. Is not the way the guy dresses, is the way he talks and thinks. First day of school Mr.S (lets call him that) who looks like a fatter, less friendly version on Captain Crunch, was doing road call, when he got to my name, I said “present”, then God only knows how he recognized my accent, then he started talking about his opinion about Mexicans foreigners, and by then he totally lost me.Then all of the sudden he looks and me and asks where is my "strange" accent from, since I didn’t look Mexican to him.

I said when I was younger, very young, I went o a Irish Catholic school, and well, most kids there had an "strange foreigner accent" and both of my mom and dad are both European (French, German, Italian) & I travel a lot. Honestly I don't think I have such a "strong" accent at all, you can hear if I start talking a lot, like I just soften most vowels, but it's not like when I talk it seems that I'm singing, or wear those little green shorts with the suspender with the little queer hat that has the red feather. I’m not like that, I just have a little bit of an accent, he just would not get it. I try to talk to him slowly but, honestly, I rather do Algebra in the back of the classroom than talk to that person a gain.

Stupid Wanker

Why dincha just piss off, Mister. Ess?