BRB- “Boring, retarded bitch”
If someone says BRB to you (and by say, I mean type), simply say "No, you're the Retarded Bitch!" and wait for them to respond.

BTW- “Bacon Tomato Wettus”
Ancient Welsh acronym for Bacon Tomato Wettus. Although wettus isn't a word and never has been one, The ancient Welsh wanted to rebel against the British occupation, and renaming a favorite British sandwich was the best they could come up with. Unfortunately, the only four people to ever use the phrase 'Bacon Tomato Wettus' were all hung as heritics.

CYA- “Cyan”
The diminutive form of "CYAN" is a Webtron abbreviation, popular with teenagers (also known as goths or emo kids). The term is short for a particular shade of blue, the internationally-recognised colour of depression. Its usage at the end of a chat session is thus a shorthand for "Oh God, why does everybody hate me? I'm going to go listen to A Perfect Tool and cut myself until SpongeBob comes on TV."

ESAD- “Every Sock Air Dries”
It is a good rule of laundry first suggested by France and later it became a part of Scientology and then George W. Bush made it a rule to be used by the US Military.

Ew- “very clean, beautiful and/or tasty”
Pronounced ee-Hugh or Eew is a digraph in the Latin alphabet, used mostly in the French language in words that describe things that are very clean, beautiful and/or tasty, mostly classic gormet dessetrs such as 当ufs à la merde (Dumped rotten eggs) and Bonbons de p当k (Vomit-filled bonbons).

FOAD- “Frog and Toad”
Term refering to the combination of a frog and a toad. It used by people, like me, who can't tell the difference between a frog and toad.

GF- “Get Funky”
Self-explanatory

IMHO- “I am a whore”
IMHO is short for "I'm a whore." Deal with it.

IMO- “International Mathematical Olympiad”
The International Mathematical Olympiad (IMO) is an annual mathematical Olympiad for high school nerds. It is the oldest of the international science Olympiads (ISO).

JK- “Jew killer”
A Nazi.

LMAO- “Lying my ass off”
Used heavily in the White House, presumably Richard Nixon's favorite acronym, also used in many of George W. Bush's e-mails

LOL-“Lots of love”
Commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised

<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LOL
<fust0r> LOL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.

N00b- "n00b like status, which can include"

• A low level
• Killing somebody/being killed
• Being new to life

noob, newb, N00B, Noobzor, n00blet, n00bcookie, nub, nuub, naab, nUb, n000b, n33b, boon, neeb, nublet,nubletttini nubcookie, nubcake, nubsauce, noobzor, nubn00b, nooooooooooooob, nib, nUUb, NooB, nuwb, n00b-kids-on-teh-bl0ck, ubj, Nubian, noodie, noobie, nb, n00bsion, nubbins, no0b, fr00b, fr00bz0r, boonzor, r0flnub, n00bz012, n00btastic, wookie, noobbot, noobster, Noobasaurus Rex, choob, doob

OMG- "Owe-Em-Gee"

Owe-Em-Gees are strange and elusive creatures that inhabit the deep forests of hyperspace, and so little is known about them that most people only know them as a phrase ("OMG")used to express excitement or surprise.

STFU- "Start Talking Faster, You!"

Is used primarily in crowded internet chatrooms, when someone is telling a long story but it is isn't being heard due to the other chatter. It indicates that the person should start talking faster, in order to drown out the other people's conversations.